there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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