There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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