u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
it was like eating out sand paper
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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