1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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