You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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