Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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