You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
pop tarts are not kleenex
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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