Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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