Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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