Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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