i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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