your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
