ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
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