She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
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