Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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