You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
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