The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
You're so nebulous sometimes
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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