why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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