Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
