At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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