Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
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