Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Well I just put wine in my tea
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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