Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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