is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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