Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
i think i just lost a toe
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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