he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Randomize