Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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