Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
