The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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