I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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