gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
okay pat passed out under dana's car
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Slut skills are useful in every country.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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