My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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