and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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