If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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