In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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