Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
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