love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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