what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Randomize