oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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