Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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