Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
she smelled like a LAN party
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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