You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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