I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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