I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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