Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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