You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
You're a waste of cheezeits
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
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