Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Randomize
