I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
