But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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