I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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