I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
i came on her dog
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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